ttq.track('ViewContent', { content_name: 'Homepage', content_category: 'website' });
top of page
Download Now

Call.
Vent.
Laugh.

Nobody's picking up. You just need to talk. Helpline Club has a helpline for every moment: pick one, dial in, say whatever you need.
 

No waiting. No judgment.
Say whatever you need, your first call is free.
 
Download Now

Vent Helpline.png
Vent Helpline.png
👨 Dad Helpline > Flat tyre? Life decision? No lecture. Just advice. 🔓 More helplines > Unlock more as you go. ⛳ Golf Helpline > Your partner doesn't want to hear about your round. We do. 💢 Venting Helpline > Rant about anyone. You set the swearing level.
Vent Helpline (1).png

01

Download the app and set your tone.
Complete the questionnaire and pick the humour and swearing levels to match your mood.
Keep it wholesome, cheeky, or salty. It’s your call.

02

Pick Your Helpline
Choose from our growing roster of personalities: Golf, Dad, Venting, and more.
Each has its own style and vibe.

03

Start Talking
Vent, ask for advice, or just chat. Your first call is FREE.
Our AI responds in real-time with humour, empathy, or straight-up dad jokes.

Each helpline remembers your chats (if you want), so conversations feel personal and connected.

2.png

Features

What Our Members Say

“I didn’t realize how much I needed to talk until I did. This has become part of my routine.”

Matt

“Some days I just need to vent without being fixed. This is the only place that actually gets that.”

Will

“It’s funny, supportive, and weirdly comforting. I didn’t expect to keep coming back, but I do.”

Jamie 

Simple and Fun

Helpline Club isn’t just somewhere you call, it’s something you’re part of.

When you join, you’re not a "user."
You’re a club member.
That means recognition, rewards, and a sense of belonging built around real conversations.
 

pexels-cottonbro-6964152.jpg
pexels-cottonbro-6964152.jpg
bottom of page
setTimeout(function() { document.querySelectorAll("a").forEach(function(link) { link.addEventListener("mousedown", function() { var href = this.href || ""; if (href.includes("apps.apple.com")) { fbq('track', 'InitiateCheckout', {content_name: 'iOS App Store'}); ttq.track('ClickButton', {content_name: 'iOS App Store'}); } if (href.includes("play.google.com")) { fbq('track', 'InitiateCheckout', {content_name: 'Android Google Play'}); ttq.track('ClickButton', {content_name: 'Android Google Play'}); } }); }); }, 3000);